Year 3 – Day 346 – Not Aloha Like Hello
UPDATE: Now with audio.
Day 148 – The Chihuahua In The Christmas Sweater
Pepe Larue rightly presumed that few of his fellow dogs had suffered as much indignity as he.
Day 145 – The Dog’s Philosophy
Languor begs obeisance, and I am not of a constitution to find fault in either.
Day 112 – The Dragon’s Pet
Oh, yes – there dwells a dragon. And it has a kitten.
Day 108 – The Moonies
The white-suited astronaut raised the space pistol he’d been secretly told to carry for just such an occasion, but he lowered it as he heard its voice in his mind, saying, “Hi, I’m Wilyheart. What’s your name?”
Day 99 – The College Philosopher
“I don’t want someone telling me how I think, you know? I just want to be me. There’s all this pressure to, like, be something, and there’s no time spent just being.”
Day 79 – The Wheelchair Prince
“You seem like a tough one, young master. Maybe you two oughter be tough together.”
Day 45 – The Monkey Mailman
No sooner had he pried a corner open than a monkey flew out, screaming as he leapt about the room, trailing fur and filth.
Day 27 – The Dog Star
“In the time before The People ruling, The Masters were. Out of The People, those who showed belly and lowered head, these were given luxury…”
Day 26 – The Man And His Dog
The course was set; readings all seemed normal. For once, things might actually go according to plan.