Category: The Kingdom
Day 234 – The Theodoromancer
“So remember how I told you I was going to pick up a love spell?”
Day 203 – The Trip To The Mall With Ogres
While all the other, imitation fragrances use chemical processes to recreate the aroma naturally created by swamp water, we import our base directly from the source…
Day 192 – The Dwarf In The Iron Strap
His profanity was so roguishly artistic that many pirate curses commonly used even today can be traced back to Iron Strap.
Day 175 – The Dragon Vault
Elo attempted to shake Gabriel’s hand, but something invisible kept her from proceeding past what she now noticed was an ornate ring inlaid in the floor around the guard.
Day 157 – The Immortal
While this may be a difficult truth to believe, it is, in fact, a truth: I am an immortal.
Day 144 – The Knights’ Gossip
“You shoulda said it, bro. Shoulda just told him right to his stupid face.”
Day 141 – The Falafel Tree
After trying one of his falafels, almost no one would grab one from another cart, and if he did, he was back to Eddie with apologies the next day.
Day 132 – The Swordking
“Like monsters?” worried Marleena. The Rags Woman’s head popped over the lip of the dumpster. “Oh, yes, girl. Monsters and worse.”
Day 127 – The Lake Of Swords
No wheat, barley, or oats grew here. Her fields were full of cutlasses, dotanuki, and scimitars.