No sooner had he pried a corner open than a monkey flew out, screaming as he leapt about the room, trailing fur and filth. Continue reading
Mme. Beaurenoise quickly thereafter demanded her household staff not dispose of the bodies of any pests they found, rather taking them to the taxidermist, so that he could prepare them to be displayed on her own headwear. Continue reading
Dunk tanks for charity were very popular, although to give it that Honeybrache touch, oftentimes the tanks would be filled with fish that bit or an electric eel. Continue reading
He wouldn’t be like all these other crackpots with their flying deathtraps. Continue reading
Any brief perusal of the Book of Mayors would show you that the system certainly had its failings. Continue reading
The township of Bile wasn’t the sort of town you’d see a pineapple in at all, you understand, let alone a mystery pineapple left at the break of dawn in the middle of the town square with no indication of its ownership or origins. Continue reading
You could always tell when it was nearing, because the little creatures would celebrate the warming weather by being especially expressive, floating to and from each other in dizzying and unpredictable patterns.